AA Roadwatch does it again

Yet again AA Roadwatch were reporting non-existing problems about a road I took into work this morning.  Despite the very imaginative reports, the roads were once again no worse than on a wet day.  Who writes these reports, J K Rowling?  A goblet of fire must have been held over the road, because it was very clear, despite reports to the contrary I heard as I travelled along it.  Looking around me it was clear that a lot of people don't believe AA Roadwatch's fairy stories as they too were making their way into the city without a problem.  Cars, buses, lorries, vans and even cyclists and pedestrians were making their way with ease.  Obviously the young wizard must have cast his spell on some people to make them believe the fairy stories being told by AA Roadwatch and making them stay at home.  I must have been a very powerful spell to make people believe it.  All they had to do was look outside their windows to see the truth.